It'll work one of these days.
Roster
AbilityPickpocket
NatureJolly
EVs2 HP / 32 Atk / 32 Spe
Moves
Fake OutIcicle CrashPsycho CutTaunt
AbilityToxic Debris
NatureTimid
EVs2 HP / 32 SpA / 32 Spe
Moves
Spiky ShieldPower GemSludge BombEarth Power
AbilityPrankster
NatureModest
EVs32 HP / 12 Def / 22 SpD
Moves
ProtectTailwindEncoreMoonblast
AbilityProtean
NatureAdamant
EVs28 HP / 32 Atk / 6 Spe
Moves
Flower TrickU-turnThroat ChopBrick Break
AbilityBlaze
NatureModest
EVs2 HP / 32 SpA / 32 Spe
Moves
Heat WaveProtectPsychicEncore
AbilityLevitate
NatureModest
EVs32 HP / 10 SpA / 24 SpD
Moves
ThunderboltVolt SwitchHydro PumpWill O Wisp